Thanks, But No Thanks, But Thanks

by The Law Abiders

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released March 7, 2014

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Track Name: The She Gods of Shark Reef
We will suffice
as human sacrifice
to the She Gods of Shark Reef

We'll rue the day
The She Gods will have their way
The She Gods of Shark Reef

And the She Gods will never die
as their victims can testify
The She Gods of Shark Reef

And the She Gods will never die
as their victims can testify
The She Gods of Shark Reef
Track Name: The Boat's Gone (We Took a Boat to an Island, Stupidly)
We took a boat to an island
just to have some fun
We got chased to the shore by the living dead
and we found our boat was gone
Although we've only searched a few feet along the shore
If it's gone, then we're stuck on this island forevermore

We may never make it home again
We may never make it home again
Track Name: Rock & Roll Band
Things might be really bland
but at least I'm in a rock and roll band
If things get really weird
well, at least I have a rock and roll beard
If things are tough for me
well, I still live by the sycamore tree
And I'm still in a rock and roll band

I may loose some of my hair
but at least I don't have a rock and roll care
If nothing's what it seems
well, I still have my rock and roll dreams
If something gets me down
well, I still live in a rock and roll town
And I'm still in a rock and roll band

God forbid the rocking ever ends
Well, I know I'll always have my rock and roll friends
Track Name: Do The Dance
Do the dance, you've just got to do the dance
Do the dance, you've just got to do the dance

If you were a card then you'd be an ace
You're the pencil they couldn't erase
Travel in time or go into space but please
you've got to remember

Do the dance, you've just got to do the dance
Do the dance, you've just got to do the dance

Do the dance, you've just got to do the dance
Do the dance, you've just got to do the dance
Track Name: I Don't Want to Be a Rock Anymore
I don't want to be a rock anymore
I don't want to be an island anymore
I don't want to be a rock or an island
I want to be the man on whom you rely and

I want to be a man
and I want to be the hand for you to hold
and I want to be the man with whom you grow old
and I want to grow old

And when It's cold outside
I want to hold you very tight
and I want to stay close on a winter's night
and every night

'Cause I don't want to be a rock anymore
I don't want to be an island anymore
I don't want to be a rock or an island
I want to be the man on whom you rely
I don't want to be a rock anymore
I don't want to be an island anymore
I don't want to be a rock or an island
I want to be the man on whom you rely
Track Name: Volcano
Here comes the volcano
It's going to blow rocks in your face
until you're just a disgrace
and then it's going to bury the remains

So look out, look out
Look out, look out
Here comes the volcano
Look out, look out
Look out, look out
Here comes the volcano

It buried Pompeii
And other cities through history
It made them all history
and they're just now discovering the remains

So look out, look out
Look out, look out
Here comes the volcano
Look out, look out
Look out, look out
Here comes the volcano
Track Name: Forensic Sciences
Forensic sciences and DNA
Time of death and rate of decay
Those criminals will take the fall
Forensic Sciences will lead the way

And I love my criminology
I read all the books
I watch it on TV
Oh won't you watch it with me?
Track Name: I've Got Things
I've got
two eyes
I've got two eyes to see your face
I've got
two legs
two feet to walk you to your place

And I've got
a brain
that's true
please believe me
I've got
few ways
to tell how you perceive me but
I've got
to try
to convince you to keep me around

I've got
two hands
I've got two hands for you to hold
I've got
A quilt
I've got a blanket of you get cold

And I've got
a brain
that's true
please believe me
I've got
few ways
to tell how you perceive me but
I've got
to try
to convince you to keep me around
Track Name: Player 2
I want you to be player two
I need your help to get us through
I'll never see that wonderful glow
of those end credits without you

It's tough, I know
when the difficulty's set to hardest
But if your health is low, then it's fine
you can have the power up so you don't die

We've been through a lot together
but now we're at a loss
Why's the music so tense and rattling
This could be the final boss

It's tough, I know
when the difficulty's set to hardest
But if your health is low, then it's fine
you can have the power up so you don't die

Player two, press continue
Player two, press continue
Player two, press continue
Player two, press continue
Track Name: Bills to Pay
Bill can't go out today
'cause I've got Bill's Toupee
Bill left it at my house and
I went out on vacation

Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah-eah
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Track Name: Mister Real Estate Agent
Engaged in April
Ceremony in June
They had a little apartment
He was the handsomest groom
She was the prettiest bride
that you ever did see
Mister real estate agent
they've worked so diligently

Hey there Mister real estate agent
won't you lend a hand
They're just looking to settle down
we though you'd understand
They're a couple of love birds
and they're looking for a nest
Hey there Mister real estate agent
DO YOUR VERY BEST!
Track Name: Coo-Coo Cola
Come along
you belong
feel the fizz of Koo Koo Cola
It's the cola for making you proud
Take another sip and be part of the crowd
You belong with Koo Koo Cola

Come along
you belong
feel the fizz of Koo Koo Cola
Go to the store and buy all you can carry
We've got the flavors orange, grape, and cherry
Feel the fizz of Koo Koo Cola

Come along
you belong
feel the fizz of Koo Koo Cola
It's bottled in Pensacola
Come along
With Koo Koo Cola
Come along
With Koo Koo Cola
Come along
With Koo Koo Cola
Come along
With Koo Koo Cola
Track Name: Jealousy
I don't want to be jealous anymore
I don't want to be jealous anymore
I want things to be okay
I don't want you to know that I feel this way
Do you know?

I don't want to be worried anymore
I don't want to be worried anymore
I shouldn't be losing sleep
I shouldn't be counting sheep
Do you know?
Track Name: Cool Kids Flake Out
Do you remember when I was cool
Well, I know I flaked out a time or two
I'm sure I flaked out, I know that it's true because
cool kids flake out

So, don't be sad when
cool kids flake out
And if you're feeling bad, remember that
cool kids flake out
Oh yeah

Cool kids have a lot on their plate
and they get tired when they stay up late
They might make you feel like you're second rate
but it's just (that) cool kids flake out

Don't be sad when
cool kids flake out
And if you're feeling bad, remember that
cool kids flake out
Oh yeah

So, before you place the blame
Even though it might be pretty lame
If you were a cool kid you might do the same because
cool kids flake out

So, don't be sad when
cool kids flake out
And if you're feeling bad, remember that
cool kids flake out
cool kids flake out
cool kids flake out
Dododo-do-do-dodododo
Track Name: The Working Class
I went down to the shopping mall
to buy myself a basketball
and guess who stopped me in the hall
The working class

They asked me how I had been doing
They said I looked like Patrick Ewing
We spent the money we'd been accruing
The working class
The working class

And guess who I saw at the party
I saw the working class at the party
And guess who brought all of the soda
It was the working class

We stayed up late in the study
They bought pizza for everybody
We tried to give them some money
They said "No way!"
The working class really made the day

So the next time that you're in a bind
Keep the working class in mind
The finest folks you'll ever find
The working class

They never seemed to make a fuss
for all the things they did for us
they're kind of like our abacus
The working class
The working class
The working class
The working class
The working class